I'm an odd girl who blows out the candles on March 9th, currently 14 years old, most mature of my friends.. unless there's food involved.. mmmh, i love food.. lol well. i post pictures of bands, quotes, band quotes, some random things, pictures of myself, and pictures of my idiot friends, well, being idiots. um i always follow back! i love pierce the veil and nevershoutnever and many more bands along those lines. c: &I'm kind of a geek.. I'm pretty lame.. but. I'm kinda fun.. i think.. :D
So i took the truck around back about 20 minutes a…
So i took the truck around back about 20 minutes ago.. Well i didnt commit manslaughter. c: my dad said i did well idk. Cx haha.
Anyone care to give me girl advice..? How to tell …
Anyone care to give me girl advice..? How to tell a girl you like her maybe ? Please.. ?
To all the people who say “that’s going to look terrible when you’re older” fuck you, this older woman I met at work today has two sleeves and other tattoos in other various places and looks amazing and I would love to look like this rad grandma when I’m her age.
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When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
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My mum is the best we were talking about prom and all of a sudden she blurts out “so i wanna know are you going to pull a guy or a girl, go on tell me” omg😂
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